0-100 km/hr

I know I haven't written a proper blog lately. Today will be no exception. I received a joke a moment ago and thought it's a really good one. But please read the text first before looking at the photo.

Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something thatgoes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!." The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"

"That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say. "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.

"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster, but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe, do you have a picture of it?" (see below)